Tomorrow:
Math Test
Monologue
Book in a box
Mon:
Loyalist package
Trip form
Fs order
Quote:
Joe, could you get my coffee?
But sir, what about the light bulb?
Screw the light bulb!!!
(Joe continues screwing the light bulb)
Joke:
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates and was never heard of again...
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