You've only seen one other "terrible poem" like this one.....

Terrible Poetry!
I don’t know why this poem should rhyme,
If you think about it, it ain’t a crime

But this poem is so bad,
That you will think I have gone quite mad

Or maybe you are quite glad
That you and I are never friends or one I’ve ever had,

This poem will give you murderous thoughts rightnow,
That is to say, you will want to kill me somehow

‘cause who can write such a terrible poem
You’d think I’m high on Jeroboam

But wait, this guy is too young to drink,
It might be his mental disorder you think!


Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison. It is widely believed that during the construction of Earth MK II, a small piece of the Vogons was left behind in the computer matrix of the planet. This small error has manifested itself in the form of a middle school student, who has currently written 2 of the most terrible poems in the whole of the known universe. These poems are ranked 4th and 5th respectively, in the ever increasing list of the worst poems in the universe. However his dreams of making the 1st ranking worst poem in the world was short lived because the person who made the 1st ranking poem....(§╦èvè)managed to find and exterminate him because he found the poor kid as a threat to his tightly held seat as the world's worst poet.....