BONUS RIDDLE/ JOKE

bonus riddle.......yay.......

The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?


The answer to the last riddle (bonus) was NOTHING!

Joke of the day....!
1. A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!" The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

2. Three freinds from random places get together and goes hunting..(oh yeah really exciting....not)
One comes back with a bear. They asked "How did you get it?"
He answers,"I followed the tracks and caught a bear!"
The second one comes back with a deer. They asked "How did you get it?"
He answers "I followed the tracks and caught a deer!"
The third one comes back half dead. They asked "What happened?"
He says " I folllowed the tracks and got hit by a train!"(not funny....mean)